Porn Math: A Girl Cums every 30 seconds of a 30 minute video, how many orgasms does she have?

She cums a million times, or it damn well feels that way. Lily Carter showed up once before, green, sweet, a little filthy. Back then she left a wet ring on the crystal palace and blushed about it. Now she walks in like she owns the floor, tells the crew to crank the power, to shove both ends of the snake down her throat and up her ass, to wheel out the Twinserter so she can take two at once. Blonde hair, curvy body, one dark itch that won’t quit. She rides, she breaks, she rides again. Between setups she grabs a slick, used cock, jams it straight into her cunt and rubs one out while the camera reloads. On the double-pen rig she hits seven straight orgasms, then keeps plugging both holes until they’re pink and throbbing. She only stops when the swell gets too much. We’re just the hands that hold the controls now. And we’re fine with that.